Got a good joke?

If any of you know my son Ryan you know he loves to make people laugh.  And I must admit, despite his occasional questionable choice of timing, he is hard to resist!  

The elementary school is having a talent show and Ryan wanted to do a comedy act.  They asked him instead of doing just one "act," to do a few different mini acts of comedy in between other talents.  Sooooo, now we are looking for a few more, CLEAN, family friendly, and funny jokes.

Here are a few of his favorites so far.  Some are classics, others he made up.  

Who is a bumble bee's hero?  BUZZZZZ Lightyear

What kind of bird always gets hurt?  An OWWWL

Why did Charlie Brown's dog annoy the neighbors?  Because he was SNOOPY

Leave a comment if you have one he can use in his first public debut!  (keep it clean folks!)

Frodo? Hmmm..you look a lot like someone else I know!

Nathan has a great relationship with our neighbor's dog, Frodo.  He loves to throw the tennis ball to Frodo, but lately likes to make Frodo THINK he is going to throw the ball so Frodo will just chase him instead.  The other day Nathan thought he was SOOO funny when he was running away from Frodo and "hid" himself inside the kennel.  He even shut the door behind himself!  (please notice the door is NOT locked!) What a silly boy!