If any of you know my son Ryan you know he loves to make people laugh. And I must admit, despite his occasional questionable choice of timing, he is hard to resist!
Here are a few of his favorites so far. Some are classics, others he made up.
Who is a bumble bee's hero? BUZZZZZ Lightyear
What kind of bird always gets hurt? An OWWWL
Why did Charlie Brown's dog annoy the neighbors? Because he was SNOOPY
Leave a comment if you have one he can use in his first public debut! (keep it clean folks!)
Why did the knight run around shouting for a can-opener?
ReplyDeleteHe had a bee in his suit of armour!
Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York?
Because it can't sit down!
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
What is a cheerleaders favorite food?
Cheerios!
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's two tired!
What do Kermit the Frog and John the Baptist have in common?
ReplyDeleteThe same middle name!
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
ReplyDeleteA: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a whole in one!
what kind of water do nija drink? WA-TA
ReplyDeleteWhat is smaller than an ant's dinner?
ReplyDeleteAn ant's mouth!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
why did the bacon laugh?
because the bacon cracked the yolk!
what do garbage men eat?
junk food!
what's brown and hairy and wears sunglasses?
a cocnut on vaction!!
what did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
she bruped 7up!!
Julie - no jokes, sorry. . . but it's been fun to see your boys and catch up. Your post about Mia made me tear up. There are truly amazing people in all our lives and I too am so grateful for our Father's hand in all our lives. Thanks for sharing.
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