Missing Camera

Well, it seems I have lost my camera.  And no, it was not an elaborate plan to make my husband buy me a new one!  (Although it may work out that way eventually!!!)  If only I could get the memory card back!  I have looked everywhere, even cleaning places I never clean.  Sigh...BIG sigh! But instead we've been taking video more lately.  Now, if only I can figure out how to download it to my computer so I can post some video clips!